My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say:

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say:

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job
(oh yeah)
I won't give ya no money, I always pay
now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now why don't you get a job